They have a date lined up every night. And they won’t stop making puns about it.
Their weekend plans when they aren’t eating look like:
Hey, you wanna do something this weekend?’
‘No, I’m really, really busy.’
Their tagged photos look like this:
They don’t get tired of sharing this joke.
They put important notices on their desk.
If you ask them the time:
Their standard reply to almost anything:
‘Let’s go take a walk’
‘No bro, I’m fasting’
If they walk into a place with food during the day:
Let’s moonwalk out of here and come back after Iftaari maybe!
And when they keep a fast without Sehri, you’ll know to treat them extra nicely all day:
Maghrib, y u so far?
If I just lay here, maybe Maghrib will come faster.
Even though they’re totally chill with you eating/drinking around them, you’ll be too consumed by guilt to ever actually do it.
There’s no use trying to talk to them in the 10 minutes leading up to Iftaari because they’re definitely preoccupied.
And if you happen to witness that first bite, you’ll know what true joy looks like.
Anyway, your job is to be as supportive as possible – this is an extremely important (yet difficult!) month for your pal.
And, in return for your unconditional love and support, feel free to demand all the delicious food you want.
