Kristy Love, a 36-year-old massage therapist based in Atlanta, Georgia, made her grand debut on Wednesday night's episode, where she announced it was time for her, and her size 48NN 'girls', to find love.
"I'm looking for true love," she stated passionately. "Someone who I love, and who loves me. My boobies do not need to be alone, it's time for them to find a man.'
Kristy's bre@sts weigh a vast 15.8lbs each, and combined, tip the scales at 31.6lbs - the weight of an average toddler.
On the other hand, they are mighty useful. Kristy's cleavage is so deep that she uses it in absence of a handbag, wedging her perfume, cell phone, car keys and driving licence between her bre@sts.
Although Kristy says she is on the hunt for a man who can 'redirect his focus' on her, instead of her chest, she proudly jiggles her enormous assets as she speaks, and shows them off in an array of low-cut blouses.
Kristy used to be 'embarrassed' and 'ashamed' of her bre@sts, which developed when she was only eight years old, and would habitually wear multiple bras to keep them under wraps.
But since she developed a career as a massage therapist, and introduced her bosØms into her very saucy repertoire, she's embraced them wholeheartedly.
According to media reports, Kristy makes more than $1,000 daily, treating clients to the 'Happy Man Works', which involves 'squishing' and 'smothering' them with her bre@sts.
