A young lady named Emma McCabe has revealed that she is in love with a tree she calls 'Tim'.
Emma says she found her 'tall, dark and handsome lover' after a series of disastrous relationships with men. She disclosed that the tree satisfies her emotionally, as well as s₤xuàlly - and it's the best s₤x she has ever had!
How does she do it? She says by simply rubbing her priv*tes against the bark of the tree until she Ørgàsms.
Even though her family and friends think she's 'barking mad', Emma is planning to get married to the tree in a low-key ceremony.
Emma says she found her 'tall, dark and handsome lover' after a series of disastrous relationships with men. She disclosed that the tree satisfies her emotionally, as well as s₤xuàlly - and it's the best s₤x she has ever had!
How does she do it? She says by simply rubbing her priv*tes against the bark of the tree until she Ørgàsms.
Even though her family and friends think she's 'barking mad', Emma is planning to get married to the tree in a low-key ceremony.
